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You Ain't Getting Shit | Midweight Crew

$40.00

You Ain’t Getting Shit Crewneck Sweatshirt
Bring the sass this season with our “You Ain’t Getting Shit” Santa Crewneck! This hilarious holiday sweatshirt features a grumpy Santa delivering the blunt truth — perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor. A festive must-have for those who love a little spice with their Christmas spirit!

Made-to-Order Details

Each shirt is made to order, meaning your design is pressed just for you once your preorder is placed.
Because of this process, please allow up to 2 weeks for production and delivery.
Preorders help reduce waste and ensure the perfect fit — thank you for supporting small-batch, handmade apparel!

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You Ain’t Getting Shit Crewneck Sweatshirt
Bring the sass this season with our “You Ain’t Getting Shit” Santa Crewneck! This hilarious holiday sweatshirt features a grumpy Santa delivering the blunt truth — perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor. A festive must-have for those who love a little spice with their Christmas spirit!

Made-to-Order Details

Each shirt is made to order, meaning your design is pressed just for you once your preorder is placed.
Because of this process, please allow up to 2 weeks for production and delivery.
Preorders help reduce waste and ensure the perfect fit — thank you for supporting small-batch, handmade apparel!

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  • Style: Unisex Midweight Crewneck – Jerzees NuBlend 562M (Everyday Comfort Crew)

    Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece (note: heather and safety colors may vary slightly in blend)

    Feel: Soft, smooth, midweight (8 oz/yd²) NuBlend fleece with a pill-resistant surface for long-lasting wear

    Fit: Classic unisex fit — relaxed and comfortable, true to size (not slim; ideal for layering)

    Care: Machine wash cold with like colors; tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on design.

    Made to order just for you!

  • Size - Chest Width (inches) - Body Length (inches)

    S - 20 - 27

    M - 22 - 28

    L - 24 - 29

    XL - 26 - 30.

    2XL - 28 - 31

    3XL - 30 - 32

    4XL - 32 - 33

    Chest Width: Measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole.

    Body Length: Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

    This crewneck fits true to size — designed for a comfortable, slightly relaxed fit perfect for layering or wearing on its own.

    • Flat rate shipping: $3 for the first item + $1 for each additional item

    • All items are made to order

    • Orders typically arrive within 10-14 business days from the order date

    • Please allow extra time during major holidays or postal service delays